supnikita:

Baby, are you looking for a stud? Because I’ve already got the STD — all I need is U!

(via kas-a)

  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

(via lil-hippie)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via infectedllamas)

rustymustang:

what happened to old zealand

(Source: microsoftsaint, via thetreehousefeeling)