Anonymous said: 1-44 for the ask thing

I said:

So happy you left out the height one tbh

1. Virgin?

Unfortunately

2. Shoe Size

4 and a half

3. Do you smoke?

Yeah I do

4. Do you drink?

Yeah I do

5. Do you take drugs?

Panadol #rebel

6. Age you get mistaken for.

12-14

7. Have tattoos?

I do not

8. Want any tattoos?

I want many, many tattoos

9. Got any piercings?

Just basic ears 3 times and 1 nipple

10. Want any piercings?

All the piercings! *insert appropriate meme here* (except monroe and eyebrow)

11. Best Friend

Conor Gray

12. Relationship Status

Single and sexually attracted to everyone

13. Biggest turn ons

Successful job, nice car, good interpersonal skills, big dick, capable of getting rid of spiders

14. Biggest Turn Offs

Lil’ dicks

15. Favourite Movie

Either Donnie Darko or Pretty in Pink

16. I’ll love you if..

You buy me fags and hug me

17. Someone you miss

All the Taizé gang :(

18. Most traumatic experience

Learning that Santa wasn’t real (SPOILER ALERT)

19. A fact about your personality

I’m a total bitch who needs to feel wanted (ironic huh)

20. What I hate most about myself

I hate a lot but mainly how fucking annoying I am

21. What I love most about myself

My eyes

22. What I want to be when I get older

Mentally stable

23. My relationship with my sibling(s)

Terrible, rarely talk, haven’t seen them in over a year

24. Relationship with my parent(s)

Okay, depends on the day

25. My idea of a perfect date

Movies and food 

26. My biggest pet peeves

Ignorance

27. A description of the boy/girl I like

Hot, tall, foreign

28. A description of the person I dislike the most

idk man i don’t really dislike anyone, depends on the day

29. A reason I’ve lied to a friend

Because I’m a complete bitch

30. What I hate most about work/school

School. That it’s so pressurized. Like why can’t we choose what we learn and enjoy the experience of learning instead of all this bullshit.

31. What your last text message says.

"Aye :L but still the wrong word its not Fuck you, Curwa mech, learn your polska"

32. What words upset me the most

Mainly the obvs, you’re fat, ugly, stupid etc

33. What words make me feel best about myself

Idk it’s not the words, its the person who says them

34. What I find attractive in women

Eyes, personality, how they dress

35. What I find attractive in men

How they smell, personality, opinion on cannibalism, taste in music

36. Where I would like to live

Pimlico, London

37. One of my insecurities

My nose

38. My childhood career choice

No joke, I wanted to be a horse

39. My favourite ice cream flavour

CHOCOLATE

40. Who I wish I could be

Jennifer Laurence, just so that I could be proud of how many lads have had a wank over the nudes

41. Where I want to be right now

Taizé, France

42. The last thing I ate

Salt & Vinegar Walkers crisps

43. Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

Leo Di Caprio

44. A random fact about anything

My big toe is numb

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riseoftheguardian:

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb

(via breakfastburritoe)

Anonymous said: What's the relationship like between The Irish and The Scottish.

I said:

andreis-reaper:

Imagine two best friends, they’re practically brothers. They have a fuck tonne in common and go out drinking all the time. But, they have one subject that brings them to a pile on the floor trying to knock each other’s teeth out.

That subject being who hates England more.

Ha!

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simsgonewrong:

I’ll do whatever the hell I please.
faithsuperfab:

thisisyourdrugsonbrains:

that first moment when…

me rn

hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

image

(via sniffing)

justastain:

Nature, classic, vintage, modern enthusiast, you belong here :)

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

(via givingblowjobs)

Wanna be nosy, here's your chance.
  • 0: Height
  • 1: Virgin?
  • 2: Shoe size
  • 3: Do you smoke?
  • 4: Do you drink?
  • 5: Do you take drugs?
  • 6: Age you get mistaken for
  • 7: Have tattoos?
  • 8: Want any tattoos?
  • 9: Got any piercings?
  • 10: Want any piercings?
  • 11: Best friend?
  • 12: Relationship status
  • 13: Biggest turn ons
  • 14: Biggest turn offs
  • 15: Favorite movie
  • 16: I’ll love you if
  • 17: Someone you miss
  • 18: Most traumatic experience
  • 19: A fact about your personality
  • 20: What I hate most about myself
  • 21: What I love most about myself
  • 22: What I want to be when I get older
  • 23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
  • 24: My relationship with my parent(s)
  • 25: My idea of a perfect date
  • 26: My biggest pet peeves
  • 27: A description of the girl/boy I like
  • 28: A description of the person I dislike the most
  • 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
  • 30: What I hate the most about work/school
  • 31: What your last text message says
  • 32: What words upset me the most
  • 33: What words make me feel the best about myself
  • 34: What I find attractive in women
  • 35: What I find attractive in men
  • 36: Where I would like to live
  • 37: One of my insecurities
  • 38: My childhood career choice
  • 39: My favorite ice cream flavor
  • 40: Who I wish I could be
  • 41: Where I want to be right now
  • 42: The last thing I ate
  • 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
  • 44: A random fact about anything
Anonymous said: Hey. You having a good day? :)

I said:

I am having a good day, thank you! :)

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