Baby, are you looking for a stud? Because I’ve already got the STD — all I need is U!

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  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.


hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

(via lil-hippie)


why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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what happened to old zealand

(Source: microsoftsaint, via thetreehousefeeling)