bukkokay:

"becky i told u to stop putting those obscene decorations in your room. take it down now"
"but mom its for a tumbl-"
"NOW"
whouer:

when you try your best but your don’t succeed

allieinarden:

…well, it’s better to bring too many books than not enough books, right?

(via ibelikenah)

wealllovealiens:

please drag it, you won’t regret it
hplyrikz:

I can relate to this
If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

(Source: brownnipplebraggadocio, via kindahorny)

sinnersleadtheway:

In order to date me you must be willing to do the following:

  • cuddle and never stop
  • hold my hand everywhere we go
  • eat gross amounts of food with me
  • go on adventures
  • wake me up with kisses 
  • make blanket forts

(via givingblowjobs)

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

(Source: stability, via scruples)