So happy you left out the height one tbh
2. Shoe Size
4 and a half
3. Do you smoke?
Yeah I do
4. Do you drink?
Yeah I do
5. Do you take drugs?
6. Age you get mistaken for.
7. Have tattoos?
I do not
8. Want any tattoos?
I want many, many tattoos
9. Got any piercings?
Just basic ears 3 times and 1 nipple
10. Want any piercings?
All the piercings! *insert appropriate meme here* (except monroe and eyebrow)
11. Best Friend
12. Relationship Status
Single and sexually attracted to everyone
13. Biggest turn ons
Successful job, nice car, good interpersonal skills, big dick, capable of getting rid of spiders
14. Biggest Turn Offs
15. Favourite Movie
Either Donnie Darko or Pretty in Pink
16. I’ll love you if..
You buy me fags and hug me
17. Someone you miss
All the Taizé gang :(
18. Most traumatic experience
Learning that Santa wasn’t real (SPOILER ALERT)
19. A fact about your personality
I’m a total bitch who needs to feel wanted (ironic huh)
20. What I hate most about myself
I hate a lot but mainly how fucking annoying I am
21. What I love most about myself
22. What I want to be when I get older
23. My relationship with my sibling(s)
Terrible, rarely talk, haven’t seen them in over a year
24. Relationship with my parent(s)
Okay, depends on the day
25. My idea of a perfect date
Movies and food
26. My biggest pet peeves
27. A description of the boy/girl I like
Hot, tall, foreign
28. A description of the person I dislike the most
idk man i don’t really dislike anyone, depends on the day
29. A reason I’ve lied to a friend
Because I’m a complete bitch
30. What I hate most about work/school
School. That it’s so pressurized. Like why can’t we choose what we learn and enjoy the experience of learning instead of all this bullshit.
31. What your last text message says.
"Aye :L but still the wrong word its not Fuck you, Curwa mech, learn your polska"
32. What words upset me the most
Mainly the obvs, you’re fat, ugly, stupid etc
33. What words make me feel best about myself
Idk it’s not the words, its the person who says them
34. What I find attractive in women
Eyes, personality, how they dress
35. What I find attractive in men
How they smell, personality, opinion on cannibalism, taste in music
36. Where I would like to live
37. One of my insecurities
38. My childhood career choice
No joke, I wanted to be a horse
39. My favourite ice cream flavour
40. Who I wish I could be
Jennifer Laurence, just so that I could be proud of how many lads have had a wank over the nudes
41. Where I want to be right now
42. The last thing I ate
Salt & Vinegar Walkers crisps
43. Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
Leo Di Caprio
44. A random fact about anything
My big toe is numb